The result of a boring afternoon. Strictly for amusement purposes...
You may be obsessed with your action figure collection IF...
You start to be concerned that bringing any more action figures into your home may reduce the atmosphere level to an unsafe degree.
You come home from work and say "Honey, I'm home!", and you're addressing Scarlett, Lady Jaye, Teela, Princess Leia, Wonder Woman, Black Widow, etc...
The only room in your house that doesn't have action figures in it is the bathroom, and the only reason there aren't any in there is to spare yourself -- and them -- the embarrassment.
You can't get over the impression that you're being watched, all the time, by thousands of tiny little eyes.
You believe it's important to have a fire escape plan from your home. Yours involves shoveling as many action figures out the window as possible until the fire department shows up.
You talk with an accountant to see if there's any way in the world to list your action figures as dependents.
You have pictures on your desk at work of your favorite action figures.
When you watch WWE RAW or SmackDown, you make sure that your WWE figures have a good view of the television.
You've set up Facebook and Twitter accounts for your action figures.
You start to get suspicious about what your action figures do when you're not at home -- especially when they don't all seem to be in the same places where you left them...
