Head: Will Turner
Body: 25A Stalker
Feet: Mirage v2

The Ultimate Superstar Lance "Muscles" Sputnik, P.I., PhD is a world class adventurer. Having a very versatile skill set, he's known as a bit of a Jack of All Trades. This gives him the ability to execute all sorts of ridiculous adventures. You wouldn't even believe it if he told you.

When the Sputni-Corp Multitasker 2005Z communications satellite stopped working, only Sputnik himself was qualified to service it. Nobody could have predicted what he was going to find once he got out there, though.

Nobody.